Love your review! Also, who cares if you have a lisp or not? You are who you are and people who mock you only do that to fill in that void they have, by making fun of someone it temporarily makes them feel good/worthwhile. ?
I do not het this in my opinion it is the dumbest idea ever because the iPhone was designed to have no external keyboard and if you did want a keyboard why wouldn't you get the $30 ones from the supermarket